pedovan 

An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.

That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.

pedovan by Xidarian March 9, 2007

pedovan 

A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.

Look at that pedovan!

pedovan by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018

PedoVan 

1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows

1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.

PedoVan by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010

Pedobank

A pedobank, is a bank into which you place girls into who are underage and would invest years in until they turn 18 and then screw them, similar to jailbate.

"Dude that girl is totaly going in my pedobank"
"She is like 12 dude"

Pedobank by GreatandWise92 October 12, 2011

Pedo Van 

A late 70s early 90s large van made by Dodge, GMC, Chevy, or Ford. They have large sliding doors and occasionally have beds built into them. Pedo vans are known to be a common sight in public parks and elementary school parking lots. Pedo vans do NOT include minivans
some popular pedo vans are
Ford Econoline
Dodge Ram Van
Chevy G- Series
GMC Vandura

Mikey avoid the pedo van there may be a pedo in there.

Pedo Van by Bootyinvader August 18, 2009

padovan 

To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.

Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"

padovan by microsdcard January 10, 2012

PedoDan 

A man? boy? commonly referred to as daddy or by the lesser known other synonymical definitions such as the slitherprick. He is legendary in almost every way and the father to several kids some of whom are his age others considerably younger. He is a rare specimen who can be scouted hiding in bushes around barnes common. Approach with caution! But don't worry he is very nice.

Classmate 1:Hey have you seen daddy.

Pedodan approaches silently in clandestine fashion
Classmate 2: DAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYY

PedoDan by boringguynumber2 April 25, 2020