PedoVan

1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows

1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.

by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010

pedovan

An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.

That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.

by Xidarian March 9, 2007

pedovan

A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.

Look at that pedovan!

by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018