padovan

To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.

Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"

by microsdcard January 10, 2012

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pedovan

An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.

That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.

by Xidarian March 9, 2007

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pedovan

A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.

Look at that pedovan!

by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018

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Gen Padova

n.1. Diminutive pornstar, artist, and epicure. Known for her offbeat humor, fine cooking, and insatiable appetite for cum. At 4'11", Gen Padova achieved notoriety within the adult industry for her intense on-screen orgasms and ability to accomodate cocks nearly as large as herself. As well as for her willingness to engage in almost every act of depravity conceived by man. Padova is famous for once passing out during a gangbang.

"Holy shit dude, I watched an interracial scene last night where Gen Padova rode a cock bigger than she was!"

"No one can give a guy a footjob while simultaneously pissing in her own mouth like Gen Padova."

by AngryPuppi September 8, 2012

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PedoVan

1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows

1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.

by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010

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