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To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.
Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"
padovan by microsdcard January 10, 2012
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An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.
That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.
pedovan by Xidarian March 9, 2007
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A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.
Look at that pedovan!
pedovan by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018

Gen Padova 

n.1. Diminutive pornstar, artist, and epicure. Known for her offbeat humor, fine cooking, and insatiable appetite for cum. At 4'11", Gen Padova achieved notoriety within the adult industry for her intense on-screen orgasms and ability to accomodate cocks nearly as large as herself. As well as for her willingness to engage in almost every act of depravity conceived by man. Padova is famous for once passing out during a gangbang.
"Holy shit dude, I watched an interracial scene last night where Gen Padova rode a cock bigger than she was!"

"No one can give a guy a footjob while simultaneously pissing in her own mouth like Gen Padova."
Gen Padova by AngryPuppi September 8, 2012
1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows
1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.
PedoVan by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010
When someone is severely boring and lives in the clouds.
Hes such a padovani
padovani by PSUnited April 1, 2017
and understudy of a master of an art or craft that the padowan also hopes to master
Obi One Kenobi's padowan was Annakin Skywalker
padowan by exetrithe July 12, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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