1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children
2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal
3.A white van with tinted windows
1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!
2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,
Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.
3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!
Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.