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Pedo-Van 

A person who lives in a caravan often with a creepy name or personality.
Omg, Collins returned in his pedo-van!
Pedo-Van by CollinsBike August 30, 2016
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Pedo Van 

A late 70s early 90s large van made by Dodge, GMC, Chevy, or Ford. They have large sliding doors and occasionally have beds built into them. Pedo vans are known to be a common sight in public parks and elementary school parking lots. Pedo vans do NOT include minivans
some popular pedo vans are
Ford Econoline
Dodge Ram Van
Chevy G- Series
GMC Vandura
Mikey avoid the pedo van there may be a pedo in there.
Pedo Van by Bootyinvader August 18, 2009
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pedo van 

The act of a pregnant woman having relations with a man whilst pregnant, with the man's penis breaking through the uterus and thereby penetrating the baby. The woman is literally having a child raped inside her, similar to the van pedophiles drive to attract their prey.
Bob:Dude, my mom was cheating with this black guy when she was pregnant, and he accidently gave it to her too hard and fucked the baby!

Larry: Nice dude, he totally gave her a pedo van!
An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids.
That pedovan always drives past the playground really slow.
pedovan by Xidarian March 9, 2007
A van with a pedophile driving it. There is often the tag "free candy" on the side.
Look at that pedovan!
pedovan by Thebestever12341234 June 12, 2018
1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows
1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.
PedoVan by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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