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Pedrobear
Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:
Pedrobear: Me gusta
8 year old: ?
Pedrobear: Me gustas tu
8 year old: ....?
Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?
8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D
*Pedrobear drops his pants*
*8 year old runs away screaming*
8 year old: ?
Pedrobear: Me gustas tu
8 year old: ....?
Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?
8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D
*Pedrobear drops his pants*
*8 year old runs away screaming*
Pedrobear by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011
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The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.
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pedobeardo
'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.
pedobeardo by redes12 April 25, 2011
Pedobear
An inside joke of a smiling, pedophiliac bear who hunts down children and rapes them. Often seen behind or running towards children in photos. His origin is thought to be 4chan, board /b/
Pedobeard
Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.
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