shartfluff

an accidental shit that comes out when you have gas but it's fluffy and soft on the anus.
I have some shartfluff in my underwear. It's disgusting but suspiciously delicious.
by redes12 May 18, 2011
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pedobeardo

wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children
'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.
by redes12 April 25, 2011
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