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A very loud goofy guy, doesn't care what anyone thinks of him. No one can hurt his feelings. Loves God and tries hard to be faithful to the woman he loves. Annoying as hell but you secretly love him for it. Most people don't see his romantic side because when they do they think it's a joke and don't take him seriously but he is the sexiest man alive.
That's Payuk for ya, always pulling some shenanigans.

Payuk is so sexy, I want to have his baby!
Payuk by Invisibilitycloak December 18, 2016
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A true gentleman. A payu is smart, intelligent in all areas. Payu is a hard worker. Payu is the best man a girl could be blessed with. His holy presence purifies the environment. Payu is handsome, muscular, well-rounded, you name it. He has an immense amount of strength and endurance, not only phisically, but also mentally. Pretty girls with good personalities are most compatible with him, especially taurus and scorpio.
All hail the great Payu!

Payu's the smartest.

OMG, Payu's so hot! I think I have a crush on him...

Payu brings life to this world.
Payu by BTS Jungkookie~♡♡♡ February 8, 2019
Related Words
Payuk Pauk Payu padukes Pamuk payfkle Poyukan Paduk Padukin' Paduk paduk
Pronounced /pam-ook/

1) Verb - To invite oneself into the house of a man with daughters, fuck his oldest daughter, then die in her bed.

2) Noun - An Ottoman diplomat who invited himself into the estate house of the Earl of Grantham, fucked his oldest daughter Mary, then died in her bed.
1) I'm gonna pamuk the shit out of you. I'm gonna fuck you then died in your bed.

2) See Downton Abbey S1E3
Pamuk by Kemal Pamuk April 10, 2012
Something or someone which/ who is very very nice and succesful.

A junior with a lot of money and personality.

A wannabe.
1. donald trump is a payul man.

2. Gloria is payuling (payuleando) in central park and las vegas.
Payul by golocidaloves October 25, 2008
Yautja swear word which translates roughly to the exclamatory "fuck!" according to the Aliens vs Predator novels
Pauk by wiffleballcat June 26, 2016
That girl is a pain in my patukis!
Patukis by Hawt65Nova September 11, 2009

Pyukumuku 

The Pyukumuku is a water-type Pokémon that strongly resembles a certain type of dildo that has pink ribbed spikes. The Pyukumuku can regurgitate its innards, which is a joke among high school students as it sort of resembles jizz. The Pyukumuku is a sea slug and can be found on Route 7 in the new Pokémon game. Among its moves it can learn Harden, Endure, and All-Out Pummeling.
Wow, look at that Pyukumuku's spikes, the lucky trainer must be very happy with her discovery.
Pyukumuku by TheFurryWolfy December 2, 2016