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A very loud goofy guy, doesn't care what anyone thinks of him. No one can hurt his feelings. Loves God and tries hard to be faithful to the woman he loves. Annoying as hell but you secretly love him for it. Most people don't see his romantic side because when they do they think it's a joke and don't take him seriously but he is the sexiest man alive.
That's Payuk for ya, always pulling some shenanigans.

Payuk is so sexy, I want to have his baby!
Payuk by Invisibilitycloak December 18, 2016
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A true gentleman. A payu is smart, intelligent in all areas. Payu is a hard worker. Payu is the best man a girl could be blessed with. His holy presence purifies the environment. Payu is handsome, muscular, well-rounded, you name it. He has an immense amount of strength and endurance, not only phisically, but also mentally. Pretty girls with good personalities are most compatible with him, especially taurus and scorpio.
All hail the great Payu!

Payu's the smartest.

OMG, Payu's so hot! I think I have a crush on him...

Payu brings life to this world.
Payu by BTS Jungkookie~♡♡♡ February 8, 2019
Related Words
Payuk • Pauk • Payu • padukes • Pamuk • payfkle • Poyukan • Paduk • Padukin' • Paduk paduk
Pronounced /pam-ook/

1) Verb - To invite oneself into the house of a man with daughters, fuck his oldest daughter, then die in her bed.

2) Noun - An Ottoman diplomat who invited himself into the estate house of the Earl of Grantham, fucked his oldest daughter Mary, then died in her bed.
1) I'm gonna pamuk the shit out of you. I'm gonna fuck you then died in your bed.

2) See Downton Abbey S1E3
Pamuk by Kemal Pamuk April 10, 2012
Something or someone which/ who is very very nice and succesful.

A junior with a lot of money and personality.

A wannabe.
1. donald trump is a payul man.

2. Gloria is payuling (payuleando) in central park and las vegas.
Payul by golocidaloves October 25, 2008
Yautja swear word which translates roughly to the exclamatory "fuck!" according to the Aliens vs Predator novels
Pauk by wiffleballcat June 26, 2016
That girl is a pain in my patukis!
Patukis by Hawt65Nova September 11, 2009

Pyukumuku 

The Pyukumuku is a water-type Pokémon that strongly resembles a certain type of dildo that has pink ribbed spikes. The Pyukumuku can regurgitate its innards, which is a joke among high school students as it sort of resembles jizz. The Pyukumuku is a sea slug and can be found on Route 7 in the new Pokémon game. Among its moves it can learn Harden, Endure, and All-Out Pummeling.
Wow, look at that Pyukumuku's spikes, the lucky trainer must be very happy with her discovery.
Pyukumuku by TheFurryWolfy December 2, 2016
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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