Payphone

Probably the best song from Maroon 5

Stable Ronaldo: singing Payphone

Tiktok: Ladies and Gentlemans we got it!

by anonymous March 21, 2021

Payphone girl

A payphone girl is a girl who hasn't moved from the payphone generation to the cellphone generation, she is useless by today's standards. She still tries to use values from the payphone generation

I always keep my payphone girl for sex, when I am desperate or in an emergency I know I can get it from her, she is always a last resort.

by manemo August 10, 2019

Pensacola Payphone

Noun: a sexual act: a sort of hybrid of the Change Machine and the Birmingham Bootycall. Specifically, when a roll of quarters is placed in a woman's vagina, and a phone set to vibrate is placed in her anus. The phone is called and the vibrations cause the quaters to fall out. It has nothing to do with Pensacola.

Woman: Jill, kill me now. Last night I got really drunk and let Randy do a Pensacola Payphone on me. Now my phone's ruined and I'm out of laundry money.

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 10, 2010

Murch Payphone

A phonecall by a poor ass mutha who you don't want to be talking to.

"Who's calling?"
"Murch Payphone"

by INH.Helios October 16, 2003

On The Payphone

1. marital disloyalty; adultery.
2. unfaithfulness; disloyalty.
3. a breach of trust or a disloyal act; transgression.
4. infidelity
5. having an affair

In today's world of cell phones, texting and emails there is no reason to be on a payphone other than to cover the tracks of your affair. When you suspect someone of cheating on a spouse you say "they are on the payphone".

by Jeff Frese December 22, 2008

pay phone

Once a part of the world's history, these things have become obsolete due to cell phones. More and more are disapearing and soon we'll all die from radiation going through our ears due to cell phones and cell towers.

Pay phones in the United States are usually tall, glass boxes with a door and usually have a telephone book with it. The cost can vary.

My cell phone wasn't working and the town took away all the pay phones, so I was stuck in my car.

by DarkDan December 23, 2003

Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.

Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.

by ChayneRex August 18, 2018