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Paymaster 

An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.

"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
Paymaster by Tia B. May 13, 2006
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a unique term to define higher beings who have ascended in computer technology way above others
hark! its the pacmaster!!!
Pacmaster by spoggus September 17, 2018

Parmaster 

"Dude you parred that kid, you're a PARMASTER!"
Parmaster by parmaster February 19, 2010

Paymaster 

An individual or group (e.g. corporation) who has ultimate control over distribution of a particular resource.
Those paymasters keep on harassing me for payment on medical services I didn't request or even need!

Who knew that private online university would be such a paymaster with my federal financial aid!
Paymaster by jamin220 September 2, 2010

papmaster 

the real old schooler.

This is the wave of the future.
"Slam dat yo papmastah!"
papmaster by Rickard Dogg Z February 19, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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