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Paadmaster 

Someone that has a severe farting problem
Watch out its the paadmaster
Paadmaster by Abdul Paadistan karolil November 24, 2017

Paymaster 

An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.

"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
Paymaster by Tia B. May 13, 2006

Poonmastervan 

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.
Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!
Poonmastervan by JPiscool May 1, 2009
a unique term to define higher beings who have ascended in computer technology way above others
hark! its the pacmaster!!!
Pacmaster by spoggus September 17, 2018

PoonMaster 

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.
Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.
PoonMaster by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006

Parmaster 

"Dude you parred that kid, you're a PARMASTER!"
Parmaster by parmaster February 19, 2010
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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