Also know as
SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy
issues).
People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah
Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking
creep. I have Sarah
Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"