Also know as SPS. It is an
obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues).
People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with
great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this
movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You
fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"