Also know as SPS. It is an
obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy
issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with
great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this
movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to
cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking
creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"