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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
Related Words
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Paulie D 

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".
Paulie D by kidlou December 26, 2010

St. Paulie Girl 

A strain of Marijuana existing in the Minneapolis St. Paul area... has become another name for weed throughout Minnesota and elsewhere.
Anita: oh yeah dont cha know, when I went to the U of M and was bored I would go downtown and buy nickle bags of St. Paulie Girl and go to frat parties uninvited...
Craig: what a coincidence, me to
St. Paulie Girl by JoShmoe October 31, 2011
Personification of a cute pawg.

Wording coming from a combination of pawg and cutie. Often used to name a pawg nicely.

Mostly that one cute white girl with a super booty that she is showing off at the gym.
Damn Lucas have you seen the pawgie working at Puzzles?

- Hell yeah, she‘s got that booty-game on fleek!
pawgie by LukeFilewalker_ May 8, 2019
Paulien is cute
Paulien by Urban squad November 15, 2018

Paulie Carbone 

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008