padgie

A wedgie from your maxipad- when your bad gets uncomfortably squished up either of your two cracks.

Ewww! I shouldn't have worn these booty shorts when I'm on my period, I'm getting a serious padgie.

by Jami Lin September 18, 2006

pull the padge

to jack off

I take that VHS tape into my bedroom and honey I pull the padge all night long.

by TracyMartel July 22, 2017

pawgie

Personification of a cute pawg.

Wording coming from a combination of pawg and cutie. Often used to name a pawg nicely.

Mostly that one cute white girl with a super booty that she is showing off at the gym.

Damn Lucas have you seen the pawgie working at Puzzles?

- Hell yeah, she‘s got that booty-game on fleek!

by LukeFilewalker_ May 8, 2019

padgetted

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".

ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

by AIRFRAMES VMAT-203 May 3, 2006

Padgettized

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.

Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."

by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010

Pulling the Padge

To Masturbate

He walked in on my pulling the padge

by TimCook May 14, 2021

Padgetted

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.

Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.

by Strokersause July 24, 2010