patunia
patunia by happyhippodick July 28, 2007
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Petunia
1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.
Petunia by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 18, 2009
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patunia • petunia • Petuniamink • patania • Patonia • patuna • Patuni • petunia ball sack head • Petunia in the garden • Petuniaorgs
Petunia The Pup
Petunia the Pup is the dog of the YouTuber by the same name “Petunia the Pup”. They are a small independent content creator created by Brody Reagen who makes a verity of content. The Term Petunia The Pup can also be used as a slang in YouTube Comment Sections.
Petunia The Pup by LizDibujo February 12, 2022
petunia
Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!
Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some
Person 2: Righto, mate!
Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some
petunia by marcus4321 December 4, 2011
Pale Petunia
Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!
Pale Petunia by That_Girl_with_a_Job November 6, 2022
patuna
Customer: Hi, can I get a patuna sandwich please?
Waiter: Sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
Customer: No, I said, a PATUNA sandwich.
Waiter: ...are you sure you don't mean a tuna sandwich?
Customer: Yes, I'd like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
Waiter: Um...I'm afraid we don't have any of that.
Customer: WHAT?! You don't serve patuna? What kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? I'd like to speak with your manager!
Waiter: Sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
Customer: No, I said, a PATUNA sandwich.
Waiter: ...are you sure you don't mean a tuna sandwich?
Customer: Yes, I'd like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
Waiter: Um...I'm afraid we don't have any of that.
Customer: WHAT?! You don't serve patuna? What kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? I'd like to speak with your manager!
mold on your petunia
can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,
can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!
Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia
EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!
Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia
EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
mold on your petunia by B*RAD May 22, 2014
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