B*RAD's definitions

mapping the great lakes

when you gizz on a girls chest after a bj, causing it to run down and look like the great lakes.

I was supposed to go to work, but I was to busy "mapping the great lakes" on my chick.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

house cat

Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.

Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".

by B*rad August 13, 2007

do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

by B*RAD May 23, 2014

sweet biscuit

Girl you'd like to get with.

I need a "sweet biscuit" to put on my platter,
I got a whole lotta gravy but,
no place to splatter.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

GET YOUR HAT TURNED OUT

the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.

also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.

hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.

go get your hat turned out... and and then you cant walk right.

by B*RAD June 1, 2011

mud flap

Another word for tortilla. Mostly of the flour variety.

Pass me one of those "mud flaps" karen.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Drucifer

A guy that at one time was gods favorite angel. Banished to hell, with no room for him and Lucifer, he is forced to live his days on Earth.

Typically a guy that can charm your mom or your girlfriend into what ever they want

Someone of many talents and skills typically used in getting his way or making his way in every situation.

That dude over there hes Drucifer, don't let your hot mom meet him... he just might become your new step dad

Person 1 - "Who's the new guy?"
Person 2 - "Oh that's Drucifer, every one knows him!"

by B*RAD January 4, 2021