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a peice of old tuna that smels like fuck
omgg i just had the best patunia ever
patunia by happyhippodick July 28, 2007
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1. n. A beauty of great proportions.
2. n. Everyone's favorite.
3. n. Adorable, sweet.
4. n. A true love of dogs.
"She is the spitting image of petunia."
"Petunia shines in my heart!"
Petunia by Miss Liv Ashlyn March 18, 2009

Petunia The Pup 

Petunia the Pup is the dog of the YouTuber by the same name “Petunia the Pup”. They are a small independent content creator created by Brody Reagen who makes a verity of content. The Term Petunia The Pup can also be used as a slang in YouTube Comment Sections.
“Petunia The Pup is the funniest YouTuber ever!”
Petunia The Pup by LizDibujo February 12, 2022
1. a flower of the purple color
2. british slang for "great"
Person 1: That was a petunia cup of tea
Person 2: Righto, mate!

Person 1: I'd like some petunias
Person 2: Okay I'll go pick some
petunia by marcus4321 December 4, 2011

Pale Petunia 

A very pale person
Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!
An elusive species of fish. Its diet consists primarily of fecal matter and primordial soup.
Customer: Hi, can I get a patuna sandwich please?
Waiter: Sure, one tuna sandwich coming right up.
Customer: No, I said, a PATUNA sandwich.
Waiter: ...are you sure you don't mean a tuna sandwich?
Customer: Yes, I'd like a fresh patuna sandwich with a side of gar.
Waiter: Um...I'm afraid we don't have any of that.
Customer: WHAT?! You don't serve patuna? What kind of eating establishment is this, anyway? I'd like to speak with your manager!
patuna by Pooooooja November 1, 2009

mold on your petunia 

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
mold on your petunia by B*RAD May 22, 2014
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