Patuk 

(n.) Kitten loving neo-con british boy in love with Churchill.

Patuk thinks kittens are cute.

Patuk by . December 11, 2003

Helga Pataki Syndrome

Loving someone so much that you hate them with the same instensity because you're afraid of rejection so you cover up your true feelings with the opposite.

Helga: Arnold! What a do-goody geek, how I loathe him... and yet... (silly music plays and she starts blabbing some poetry that she wrote about him)
Helga Pataki syndrome

Helga Pataki Syndrome by snejana October 17, 2012

Patek 

Patek Philippe & Co. is a Swiss watch manufacturer founded in 1851, located in Geneva and the Vallée de Joux. It designs and manufactures timepieces and movements, including some of the most complicated mechanical watches.

Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.

It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What kind of water is that? It's Patek water. - Future

Plain Patek, fill it with ice. Save your check, you don't know the price. - Quavo

Patek Philippe, the plain one. That's too much sauce. - Future

Patek by ndar77 November 2, 2017

Need a new patek 

When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance

Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek

Need a new patek by StreetFacts May 19, 2023

patkan 

A term used for a very very big mouse in northern-east parts of Bulgaria,especially in Dobrich.

Ebati patkana vidqh dneska,napravo ne e za vqrvane.

patkan by Nikola Nikolov January 6, 2010

Sean Pataki 

Awesome

Person 1: "Big Macintosh is Sean Pataki"
Person 2: "yyeeeppp"

Sean Pataki by Spikey Wikey September 19, 2012

Helga Pataki Syndrome

When a person does what Helga does to Arnold on the tv show “Hey Arnold."

When a girl or guy says nasty hurtful things to someone; but the person that is saying the nasty things really likes the person that he/she is bullying.

“Hey maybe that girl has the Helga Pataki Syndrome.”

Helga Pataki Syndrome by boc277 January 6, 2008