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A traditional maori weapon used by the maori to beat their wives if they forget or badly cook a hangi.
Maori Man: See this hangi? It's raw!
Maori wife: I'm so sorry.
Maori Man: I'm going to patu you
Patu by AnarKushnov July 4, 2020
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Maori word for dirty. It now means stink or stupid
Your mum is Patu!
That car was Patu!
Patu by Anonymous November 9, 2003
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the Maori weapon usually made out of wood and stone use to kill had to had good practice with.
they used the patu mostly use it in war used hit to kill on the side of the neck and sholder.
Patu by you are awesome 27 May 21, 2019
A noise that Baby Yoda (aka Grogu) makes in The Mandilorian
Patu
Patu by BunnyboyLucifer May 2, 2023
cute and/or cutie
Orii is a Patu
Patu by BrunoL January 20, 2009

Patu Guts 

The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.

The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.
You've got real patu guts.
Patu Guts by n1neam January 6, 2010

Big Patu 

1) Anal secretion, usually during the process of running and/or skype conversations.
2) A spontaneous bowal movement
3) Of are referring to an abnormally large foreign object in a man or monkey's eurethra.
Oh no big patu is bringing degueu again!

Sam: Hey where's big patu?
Ezekiel: He's on the loo the spasfon he took didn't work.
Sam: Damn that guys such a gangster.
Ezekiel: Ya I owe him one.
Big Patu by Bearer_of_Truth March 18, 2009
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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