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Patty Wagon Bitch

Someone who group-thinks/can’t think for themselves. A follower. Is usually doing some goofy shit and getting on the ‘patty wagon’ to nowhere. Like Spongebob and Patrick.
Why would Norman be at the mall with those boys who stole his money? What a Patty Wagon Bitch.
Patty Wagon Bitch by doja4444 January 18, 2020

Velvet patty wagon 

The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.
My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon

The Patty Wagon 

The sexual act of two partners, the girl in a position on her back with her legs bent with knees by sides of head. Then the male holds his "dolphin" with one hand and all in one motion, flicks his rist down sending his member into the anus of the girl. Soon followed by quickly pulling out the member and repeated several times in a row. This of course can only be performed after performing anal sex prior and loosening up the rectum. Also a recent slang term in the Adult Film industry for this act.
"Michael sent the patty wagon Jennas' way after the party last night for $1,000 each"
The Patty Wagon by Michael Lange August 19, 2006

Peppermint Patty Wagon 

When you receive oral sex from a female who has mouthwash, gum, or something minty in her mouth at the time.
My friend Chris Ryan was about to get head from an empty-mouthed girl, and he was like, "Ho, put some mouthwash in that mouth I want a Peppermint Patty Wagon!"

Party Wagon it 

When you don't get invited on the party bus so you lasso a rope to the bus and ride along side in a wagon with a couple broads and some booze.
No man I think I'm just going to party wagon it
Party Wagon it by Mr.meaty February 27, 2011

covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.
The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.
covered wagon party by xut August 6, 2008