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paddywagon

A police wagon used for hauling criminals. Often due to the stereotype of Irish (Paddys= Pattys= Patricks) being arrested for public intoxication. Also due to the high number of Irish men employed as police officers during the late 19th and early 20th centuries
paddywagon by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Party Wagon it 

When you don't get invited on the party bus so you lasso a rope to the bus and ride along side in a wagon with a couple broads and some booze.
No man I think I'm just going to party wagon it
Party Wagon it by Mr.meaty February 27, 2011

Pattywagon 

The cop van patrolling the streets looking for people that are cutting school. Usually the sweeps are from 930-1230 AM.
Damn, hide behind that tree so the pattywagon doesnt see you.
Pattywagon by elana January 21, 2006

Pattywagon 

A slang term to piss off an Irish man.
"Muh muh u pattywagon."

"Nick nack patty wack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home..."
Pattywagon by The fag that u hate December 13, 2017

Alabama Paddywagon 

An Alabama Paddy Wagon is a sex act where you take a cup of jello and chew it up to where it becomes a liquid and spit it back in the cup. Get a straw and a partner and put the straw in the partners ass just enough to where the other end can be visible and used. Put the jello back in your mouth and transfer the liquid through the straw into your partners ass. When that happens, either remove the straw and have your partner shit it in your mouth (douchingbefore hand is best so no actual shit gets in your mouth) or keep the straw in and suck it out of your partners ass.
I gave Josh an Alabama Paddywagon last night. The jello turned brown!

paddywagon

a police vehicle in which criminals are taken away in(from paddy, police officer, which comes from the fact that many police officers are of Irish decent)
The thief cursed the rich old man as the paddywagon took him away.
paddywagon by Light Joker October 17, 2004
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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