Patriotits 

Quite literally a very patriotic set of breasts. Many times bedazzled with glitter and flags, ALWAYS framed by patriotic clothing, rarely staying that way for long.

I'm not sure which is more loud, the 4th of July fireworks finale, or Stephanie's huge pair of patriotits!!"

Patriotits by Ktulu82 July 13, 2020

The Great Patriotic Pact 

This pact is also known as the Great Patriotic Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact with its hush-hush Lebensraum Protocol.

The Great Patriotic Pact is the day Homo sovieticus and its successor Homo putinus have never celebrated on 23rd of August, which was signed by those two peace-loving countries, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union in Mos🐄 1939.

The Great Patriotic Pact by O. W. Tongueincheek April 18, 2023

Patriotasm 

noun. The state of believing that the only way to support the troops is to put them in harm's way. ALSO The state of believing in one's leader(s) above the well-being of one's nation.

Never having served in the military, it was patriotastic of the senator to advocate war.

OR

To hell with what the world thinks! Patriotasm requires us to spread democracy where it is not wanted.

Patriotasm by Danielle Mead Skjelver October 1, 2007

Patriotisnt 

The act of aggressively touting your patriotism while encouraging behavior that is contrary to the principles the country was founded on.

1 - Every time Cheney defends torture he reinforces his patriotisnt.
2 - Hoping for the failure of the Elected President of the United States is a measure of your patriotisnt.

Patriotisnt by ArrghPaine March 7, 2010

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement 

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

Patrioticgemman 

A guy that uses the urban dictionary in an improper way.

I am Patrioticgemman.
Oh no!

Patrioticgemman by laser_fox March 5, 2021

patriots.win 

Popular conservative website. Previously known as "The Donald" on Reddit.

Person 1: Wow! Check this out! Those crazy Democrats!
Person 2: What are you looking at?
Person 1: Patriots.win.

patriots.win by Thundernut Williamson November 12, 2021