To have a High Definition form of Attention Deficit Disorder, enabling an uncanny ability to put all of the often fragmented, confusing thoughts associated with ADD together synergistically into a cohesive, actionable idea.
The psychologists originally diagnosed the boy with ADD. However he so impressed the panel with his ability to put his thoughts together into amazing ideas, the doctors coined a new diagnosis. Attention deficit disorder High Definition or ADDHD.
by Ktulu82 May 15, 2019
Post Traumatic Ass Disorder. A constant, irrational fear of your ass being harassed in a wide variety of ways, due to an inordinate amount of grabbing, spanking, poking, etc by your friends. The most common observable symptom of ptASSd, is never turning ones' back to anyone EVER, and NEVER bending over within anyone's reach, even if extremely inconvenient, so as to avoid a pen or pencil from being slipped into their buttcrack for example.
After 15 solid years of our butts getting poked and grabbed by everyone else all the time, our circle of friends all suffer from ptASSd.
by Ktulu82 November 29, 2020
Quite literally a very patriotic set of breasts. Many times bedazzled with glitter and flags, ALWAYS framed by patriotic clothing, rarely staying that way for long.
I'm not sure which is more loud, the 4th of July fireworks finale, or Stephanie's huge pair of patriotits!!"
by Ktulu82 July 13, 2020