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1.Someone who messages another person in an MMO running their mouth about being bad, when in fact they're the worst person to ever sit in front of a keyboard and mouse.

2. Someone who manages to fail so poorly they even manage to break game mechanics with their badness.
1. "This guy doesn't know what he's talking about". "Oh wow, you're right, that guy totally pulled a Pathler".

2. "Somehow this Pathler is so awful at this game even NPCs in Dalaran kill him on sight".

3. "That scrub needs to pull his foot out his mouth, totally being a Pathler".
Pathler by Assface McBallsy August 25, 2009
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Pathlete 

Originating from the word combination of bike path and athlete / triathlete, a PATHLETE is a cyclist who rockets down bike paths in full race gear, blowing by kids, old ladies, dogs, strollers.

The Pathlete does not actually however compete in organized activities, just a poser trying to impress the uneducated.

Massive egos and superiority complexes rule the pathletes.

Pathletes ride the newest, fastest, shiniest - but are still the slowest - in groups - which is why they always ride alone.

Should they ever enter a race, they would be crushed by other racers.
Rider 1: "That jackass just about ran over that kid! It's noon on Sunday - why is he flying down the bike path like that??"

Rider 2: "Dude, that's a pathlete."
Pathlete by elbandidomaximo July 6, 2011
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Pathering 

Not big enough for a party, but not small enough for a gathering. Alcohol must be consumed and music must be played for it to be considered a pathering.
OMG I WAS AT THE BEST PATHERING THE OTHER NIGHT.
Pathering by BROIS September 24, 2012

Patheran 

Describes a girl whose origins stem from India. Typically used as a term of endearment, however, it can also be used as a viable replacement for her real name, probably because her real name is generally unpronounceable to the typical American/Canadian dude.
My Patheran cooks a mean curry!

Patheran by Deucey29 January 5, 2007
Patherine (noun)is the Thai word for perfection. A goddess worshiped by ancient and modern cultures. Known for her beauty, wisdom, and compassion. Her smile makes men weak in the knees, and her laugh warms the heart. One glance into her eyes, and one becomes instantly intoxicated with her beauty. She is caring, strong, smart, and creative. Many cultures around the world still tell stories of the legend of Patherine. Although depictions of Patherine are rare, some stone carvings of her famous selfie's have survived.
that girl is a total Patherine!
patherine by Devil:) July 7, 2014

Pathered 

When you get blazed af with your homies
“Eli are you pathered rn?” Abbe said In suprise “nah I’m pazzed af” explained Eli
Pathered by Patheredaf October 11, 2019

pathletic 

(adj) - a state in which shame motivates one to unusual feats of strength.
Girl 1: "I just walked up 14 flights of stairs to avoid riding the elevator with my ex-boyfriend."
Girl 2: "Damn girl, that's pathletic."
pathletic by therealnatedogg November 29, 2011
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