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Patongtong 

A males genitalia or a males dick/penis.
Man, we were walking in the mall and the guy who passed us smelled like a patongtong

Man that guy is such a patongtong face

ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear
My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington
ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.
If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.
paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Packington 

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho
Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device
Packington by ursubpar October 13, 2022

paddington's disease 

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.
after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

Ambush Paddington 

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
Ambush Paddington by mort March 21, 2005