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When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.
Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!
Patelle by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011
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Paw Patrolled

Paw Patrolled is a sex move that requires the highest of precision. As you're fingering a girl, you yell at the top of your lungs "LETS DIVE IN!" and promptly jump in headfirst into her asshole. Lube is discouraged.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I paw patrolled my girl last night. It was wild, I had to get 3 other people to pull me out. Shits' wild man."
Guy 2: "Holy shit I should try that!!!!"
Paw Patrolled by YeetThatMeat September 17, 2018

Pathered 

When you get blazed af with your homies
“Eli are you pathered rn?” Abbe said In suprise “nah I’m pazzed af” explained Eli
Pathered by Patheredaf October 11, 2019

Patrolled 

Originated from white nationalist Communities on Telegram as a slang for someone getting exposed for Grifting By Grift Patrol.
You: hey dude what do you think happened to Channel XYZ?

Me: yeah i think they got exposed for grifting and got Patrolled
Patrolled by LostBudFud January 11, 2021

panelled 

Drunk, to the extent of doing bizarre things which you will have to be reminded of in the morning.
I was totally panelled last night, apparently I stole a crate of oranges from an elderly Asian man.

I was so panelled last night I bought every James Blunt song on iTunes.
panelled by pmasinpaulmichael March 6, 2008

Pancelled 

Waiting until all the cool people are at the party, then calling everyone else and saying it's cancelled so they don't turn up and ruin it.
Short for: "Party Cancelled".
Andrew: "Maria, who else is still coming to this party?"
Maria: "All the guys from work"
Andrew: "Screw them... this party is now Pancelledl!"
Pancelled by stirfriedemu August 2, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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