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When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.
Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!
Patelle by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011
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patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.
Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "
patella expand by PMax February 11, 2008

Patollertonism 

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.
"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"
Patollertonism by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011

Patekless 

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.
Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.
Patekless by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

patellaphobia 

a fear of people touching the knees.
kelly has patellaphobia she is terrified of people touching her knees and and will conflict injury to those to try.
patellaphobia by sillyfreshmen August 16, 2010

patella fella 

A man who has a wild obsession and/or fetish with the area of the body known as a kneecap (patella).
“You see the way Hermes’ eyes kept glancing down at my knees Cheryl?” “Yeah Nance, I think he’s a patella fella.”
patella fella by tobedetermined February 9, 2019

panelled 

Drunk, to the extent of doing bizarre things which you will have to be reminded of in the morning.
I was totally panelled last night, apparently I stole a crate of oranges from an elderly Asian man.

I was so panelled last night I bought every James Blunt song on iTunes.
panelled by pmasinpaulmichael March 6, 2008
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
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You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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