Patelle

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When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.

Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!

Patelle by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011

Words you can keep

patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.

Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "

patella expand by PMax February 11, 2008

Related Words

Patelle • Patelled • patella • panelled • Panellele • Pastelle • Patekless • Patelesio • patella expand • patella fella

Patollertonism

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.

"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"

Patollertonism by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011

Patekless

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.

Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.

Patekless by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

patellaphobia

a fear of people touching the knees.

kelly has patellaphobia she is terrified of people touching her knees and and will conflict injury to those to try.

patellaphobia by sillyfreshmen August 16, 2010

patella fella

A man who has a wild obsession and/or fetish with the area of the body known as a kneecap (patella).

“You see the way Hermes’ eyes kept glancing down at my knees Cheryl?” “Yeah Nance, I think he’s a patella fella.”

patella fella by tobedetermined February 9, 2019

panelled

Drunk, to the extent of doing bizarre things which you will have to be reminded of in the morning.

I was totally panelled last night, apparently I stole a crate of oranges from an elderly Asian man.

I was so panelled last night I bought every James Blunt song on iTunes.

panelled by pmasinpaulmichael March 6, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026