Patelle

When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.

Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!

by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011

patella expand

Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.

Cori: "Who am I looking for?"

Craig: "He's right there."

Cori: "Who? Which person?"

Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."

Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "

by PMax February 11, 2008

Patollertonism

A name for someone who creates and therefore distributes a high level of quality banter.

"Chris you are a chode - quote of Patollertonism"
"Chodenator"
"Locknesschoden"
"Cunny's nan owns a chippy"

by The Red Choderler September 23, 2011

Patekless

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.

Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.

by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

patellaphobia

a fear of people touching the knees.

kelly has patellaphobia she is terrified of people touching her knees and and will conflict injury to those to try.

by sillyfreshmen August 16, 2010

patella fella

A man who has a wild obsession and/or fetish with the area of the body known as a kneecap (patella).

“You see the way Hermes’ eyes kept glancing down at my knees Cheryl?” “Yeah Nance, I think he’s a patella fella.”

by tobedetermined February 9, 2019

panelled

Drunk, to the extent of doing bizarre things which you will have to be reminded of in the morning.

I was totally panelled last night, apparently I stole a crate of oranges from an elderly Asian man.

I was so panelled last night I bought every James Blunt song on iTunes.

by pmasinpaulmichael March 6, 2008