Patekless 

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.

Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.

Patekless by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023

paperless work 

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.

From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

“In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.

paperless work by bugpower December 15, 2011

Paperless Woodsman 

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

Paperless Woodsman by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

Patelesio 

A foreign , most absolute unique man , once said to be so Handsome & Charming even the Godesss of Olympus couldn't resist his soft touch

The goddesses of Olympus couldn't help but fall deeply in love with Patelesio

Patelesio by Papa sio April 14, 2017

Paperless Debate 

CX debate, or policy debate that has transferred to laptops instead of tubfulls of paper. while it might be convenient, it totally undermines the originality and spirit of cx debate because as of now, most teams haven't totally gone paperless, which makes viewing evidence hard if you don't have a laptop and they can't flash evidence to you

I wish cx isn't transferring to paperless debate. Tubs all the way

Paperless Debate by i bring the fire January 31, 2010

Paperless-atization 

In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.

Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."

Paperless-atization by CoffeeDrinker August 16, 2010

pctekpessov 

The term used to describe a lower level desktop PC technician. Typically utilized in a berating fashion by higher level systems engineering personnel in an attempt to weaken the morale of those less qualified within the Information Technology industry.

What are you doing in the datacenter? Who let you in here? You’re just a pctekpessov, go back to replacing keyboards and cleaning mice. Whaaaat aaaaaa PESSOV!!!

pctekpessov by Jaycome June 11, 2008