Patchens

A person who is smart, kind, beautiful, not ugly, likes kids, and is the opposite of everything i jus said

Wow u such a patchens.

by dtbchriss August 15, 2022

patchen

A belligerent maniac who insists on picking fights with multiple people at once, typically at a house party or any social event involving alcohol.

Dude 1: What'd you think of that party last night?
Dude 2: It was alright, except the doorman pulled a patchen.

by Okay_Jose November 12, 2017

patchen

A computer geek or a fan of dance music.

Oh man, He's such a patchen.

by andypandy123 May 9, 2007