Pastry Face
Pastry Face by chip thomas January 19, 2008
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pasty face
"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"
pasty face by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016
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pasty face
one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice
pasty face by molly486 March 17, 2009
Pasty Face
Pasty Face by Spooner83 April 21, 2009
pasty face
An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.
pasty face by creepsicles November 22, 2011
pastey faced fucker
You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker
pastey faced fucker by real phrases January 11, 2014
Pastryface
This refers to a woman with an unpleasant looking face that could only be improved via "Glazing", I.E. ejaculating onto the subject's face.
Pastryface by Horrorclaus August 14, 2012
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