Pastry Face

(n.) A danish-like facial glaze, acquired by a female after an exponentially large cumshot.

"Dude, when I get done with her, she will have a pastry face."

by chip thomas January 19, 2008

pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.

"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"

by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016

pasty face

one who sits inside all day doing nothing but play on an electronic device while the weather outside is nice

"what are you doing today?" "oh im playing video games" "fucking pasty face"

by molly486 March 17, 2009

Pasty Face

Snobby, wealthy, white people, sometimes called Yuppies

Pasty Faces live usually in suburban neighborhoods

by Spooner83 April 21, 2009

pasty face

An individual, typically male, whose facial features are generally rounded and ill-defined. The skin is pale and frequently clammy in appearance; the eyes are droopy, the lips pudgy, and jawline is nonexistent.

Guy 1: "Check out that pasty face!"

Guy 2: "Gross, dude. He's a chimo for sure."

by creepsicles November 22, 2011

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014

Pastryface

This refers to a woman with an unpleasant looking face that could only be improved via "Glazing", I.E. ejaculating onto the subject's face.

"I couldn't stand looking at that pastryface bitch kimmie's face, so I had to glaze that."

by Horrorclaus August 14, 2012