A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.
Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!
by mandi November 28, 2003
When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.
Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker
by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 26, 2005