Pastryface
This refers to a woman with an unpleasant looking face that could only be improved via "Glazing", I.E. ejaculating onto the subject's face.
Pastryface by Horrorclaus August 14, 2012
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Pastaface
A term related to blackface, meaning to impersonate the racial qualities of an Italian or Italian-American. Typically used by annoying young people of Italian descent on the internet who exaggerate the racial inequality of Italian people.
Some guy: "I cooka da meatball."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."
Kid who is 2% Italian: "Fuck you. How dare you do this pastafaced bullshit. Italian Americans are the most persecuted group in the country. You fucking piece of...."
Pastaface by ragonkmasterp1 December 2, 2022
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Pasteface by Dodgeriguez January 23, 2009
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Pastry Face by chip thomas January 19, 2008
Pastaface
Quite the opposite of "Butterface". When a woman's face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (Past her face = Pastaface)
Guy 1: Man, that Keira Knightley is a real beauty.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.
Pastaface by Wild_Monkey December 12, 2010
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