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Paramonster 

A person who has become obsessed with the lyrical and musical creations of the band "Paramore"
My girlfriend has become a "Paramonster" so badly even I know the lyrics.
Paramonster by Rodimusdawg October 16, 2008

Piamonte 

Taking a nap under your desk at work.
I'm really tired today. I think I'm going to take a quick Piamonte.
Piamonte by SiliconValley November 8, 2018
A word for the day after tomorrow
Mom: what are you doing tomorrow?
Me: just playing video games
Mom: what about pasante
Me: going to a bar with my friends
pasante by TheLilDevilBoi October 17, 2019

Paramounted 

Creating an addition to pre-existing material (franchise, series) without any knowledge/while also desperately avoiding to learn more about it's key aspects that should be included from the beginning.
X: "Yo, have You seen the new Halo Series and what they did to Master Chief?"
Y: "No, I heard he's really Paramounted, he's nothing like the Chief we all know and love"
X: "He barely ever wears his helmet, he doesn't feel like Master Chief at all"
Paramounted by Bucket1 May 20, 2022

PASAMENTO!1!

A goofy ahh way of saying death. Although it´s a Galician word, it is usually said in Spanish.
PASAMENTO!1!
PASAMENTO!1! by Ball McGeez June 12, 2024

Paramenters 

Mysterious beings who possess the uncanny talent of imparting knowledge directly into the minds of others through paranormal means, bypassing the need for traditional communication.

The term comes from a delightful blend of "Para" (from "Paranormal") and "Menti" (mind), referring to individuals with the extraordinary ability to telepathically educate others.
"No {insert subject} was found with the given paramenters," the researcher sighed, realizing that even the telepathic mentors couldn't locate anything valuable for that specific {subject}.
Paramenters by Zeverkieken July 14, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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