Partyologist 

One whom engages and partakes into the academic study of partyology. And is extremely proficient in the art of analyzing the quality of and throwing high quality parties.

Ya I'm pretty sure all the guys in the frat cave are licensed partyologists.

Partyologist by Mr. Pi Kapp September 4, 2010

pantologist 

A pantologist is jack-of-all trades; one who likes to learn about many different things. Why specialize in one thing when there's so much more you could do? That would be boring.

My major is undecided because I'm such a pantologist at heart.

pantologist by Mzttbupf May 8, 2018

Speech Language Pathologist 

A career that brings true joy and satisfaction. Speech pathologists are experts in communication. They work across the lifespan preventing, diagnosing and treating a wide range of communication and swallowing impairments. We work tirelessly to ensure positive clinical outcomes and improvements for all. We are advocates, activists and aides. We promote inclusivity. We empower individuals, we connect individuals, we educate families and communities. We research, collaborate, counsel, support, prevent, screen, assess and treat. We create and enable meaningful interactions and moments. We serve. We strive for equity, fairness and accessibility- working to achieve a service for all. Ultimately, we ensure that everyone can communicate, a basic human right after all.

I wish I was a speech language pathologist.

Everyone loves speech language pathologists.

When I had a brain injury the speech language pathologist helped me to communicate to my loved ones.

Speech Language Pathologist by actualspeechie November 24, 2021

Paranologist 

Someone who studies all things paranormal, including, but not limited to, spiritual hauntings, cryptozoology, poltergeists and more. A paranologist can be anyone with a dedication to this field of study. (With more and more people entering the field of paranormal research, there is a need for a term of someone who studies or works in this field.)

There are several groups across the nation who have formed paranormal research teams. Each member of a team who studies paranormal activity can be considered a paranologist. Paranormal research has become a "hot topic" for many people.

Paranologist by ghost researcher February 21, 2011

Plant pathologist 

A plant pathologist is someone who hates plants. They may be seen as plant-lovers and advertise themselves by motivating that they want to save the planet by curing all plant diseases, but secretly they love looking at dead plants. During their studies they get the opportunity to inoculate plants with pathogens and watch them die. They argue that this cruel act is necessary to save the rest, however, they enjoy the moment.

John loved biology in school. His biology teacher knew it and recommended he become a plant pathologist. But he hated plants. He rejected her advice. Years later, he found out what plant pathologists actually do - they kill plants. He now lives a happy life, killing plants and looking at dead ones. His biology teacher was right.

Plant pathologist by Kasjan June 20, 2011

Pantiologist 

the Study of panties

Mr Smith is a Pantiologist

Pantiologist by Anonymous September 6, 2003

parmaologist 

Noun.

The occupation of a brilliant person who dedicates huge amounts of time, thought and money to the analyzation of the humble chicken parmigiana.

Person 1: what do you do for a crust?
Person 2: i'm a parmaologist.
Person 1: huh?
Person 2: i study parmas.

parmaologist by streets of paris June 22, 2009