Parsoned 

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

Parsoned by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015

Partoned 

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

Partoned by Ytuoms June 30, 2018

Parsonsed 

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

Parsonsed by Jon April 21, 2005

parsonsed 

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

parsonsed by The Chris April 22, 2005

Pawsoned 

v. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.

GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up! She seemed so into me!"
GC "You just Pawsoned."

Pawsoned by Mamabear69 May 27, 2011

parsonsed 

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

parsonsed by NotJon April 23, 2005

parsonsed 

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

parsonsed by bjorn July 1, 2005