Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 22, 2005

parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

when you give a girl such a severe humping her knees buckle and her leg bones crack from sheer orgasmic vibration

what did you last night tina?
i got parsonsed by sean, thats why my legs are in a cast and a blood vessel popped in my eye SAAAAAWWWWEEEET

by bjorn June 22, 2005

The act of giving a baskest of fruit to nuns.

-What's up woth Sister Mary Joseph? She seems pretty happy today.
-Oh, she was parsonsed this morning

by NotJon April 24, 2005