Unpersoned

A term from George Orwell's 1984. It means to remove the status of "Person" from an individual.

Hym "Being Unpersoned is something I've been WILDY vocal about but it's funny to see it become an existential crisis the second it happens to alleged rapist and millionaire (AND if he was in America a pedophile because I'M 32 and if I fucked a 16 year old (consensually or otherwise) I would be either BRANDED (get it? BRAND-ed? Heh) as a pedophile for the rest of my life and/or raped and murdered in prison... Hell, if I even LOOK at an 18 year old girl whose age is ambiguous I'm maligned for it). If there's one take-away from this it's that Unpersoning people is only wrong when happens to IMPORTANT PEOPLE who are politically useful and MORE IMPORTANT than preventing people from BEING unpersoned is preventing people from having the status in life elevated undeservedly."

An Idiot "ThE wOrLd DoEsN't ReVoLvE aRoUnD yOu!"

Hym "Oh! I know! I can see it actively revolving around Russell as we speak!"

by Hym Iam September 19, 2023

unseasoned water

someone who is more bland than water itself

nathaniel is such unseasoned water

by greenteabitch August 6, 2021

unseasoned cabbage

An unseasoned cabbage is a lazy slob that doesn't deserve your time.

Ben : how she's a bitch she must be an unseasoned cabbage

by YourMumsFave June 19, 2018

Unseasoned Peanut

An insult used to define a person with a disturbing lack of culture and maturity. Usually pretends to be superior to people younger than him or her. Very stuck up. Lives in a illusion of happiness. Wastes time. Young foolish and uncultured. Perfect insult to use when parents are near.

Person 1: That person thinks Banana Fish is trash.
Person 2: How can that be! What an Unseasoned Peanut! Let's summon demons on him!

by Nenemouse. July 11, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage

Someone who is being stupid and not using their common sense to understand somethinf simple.

Friend: How do I change the brightness on my phone?

Me: You're such an Unseasoned Cabbage!

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020

Unseasoned cabbage

Basically anyone who is being a dick to you

Don't leave me here to clean up your mess, you unseasoned cabbage go suck your mom

by SLAV_WICK April 13, 2020

unperson

To be fired or "laid off" in an unceremonious fashion without warning and to have the company not acknowledge it is to become an "unperson"

Engineer 1: What happened to Jim and Carl? They were helping us make this deadline.

Engineer 2: Jim? Carl? Who are those cats?

Engineer 1: They both gave status at yesterday's 8:30 standing meeting, you shared an office with Jim..

Engineer 2 in a low voice: They became unpersons, they were fired. Nobody knows why.

by A. Hacker June 28, 2006