by Maize Homes January 23, 2021
Get the Parson'd mug.A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.
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Get the dylan parson mug.January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.
by heyb October 19, 2019
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Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
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Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
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Get the National slap a fat person day mug.On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020
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