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Parmative 

Another way of saying “condoms” or “sex toys” without the little shit kids knowing what you’re talking about. Basically, any item that has the intended purpose of being used in sexual intercourse.
Hey pal, I got some parmatives for ya to use on that redhead tonight!
Parmative by TheFallsBoi March 18, 2019
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Parmative 

Any item that has the ability to enhance sexual intercourse.
Me and my girlfriend used some parmatives when we had sex.
Parmative by TheFallsBoi March 18, 2019

Parmalive 

Parmalive doesn't mean anything. It's used to mess with people.
Spencer: You aint got no parmalive!!
Malik: What??
Spencer: Look that shit up!
Parmalive by SpeazyFBaby July 29, 2011

The Palmatier

When one torques his body 180 degrees to one side. then proceeds to torque back to the other side while keeping his arms out like wings but keeping them straight and in a horizontal motion. This is a great collaboration created after Mr.Palmatier from Conestoga High. -Jon Vila, Courtland Manning
"Jon Vila just palmatiered through the wall, sending cement rocks flying everywhere.
Courtland Manning was palmatiering at homecoming, grinding many chicks at once with his new and hip fresh move.
The Palmatier"
The Palmatier by JonAutumn November 21, 2010

palmatier 

The act of a vehicle-less individual imposing themselves on people in order to gain free transportation to seemingly inconvenient locations.
She tried to pull a "palmatier" so she could visit with a friend, smoke and watch Japanese soap operas. When I said "no", she told me to shut up.
palmatier by HOOT DOOG April 10, 2008

Permatize 

To make something permanent that was once temporary, optional or unsafe to be permanent.
1. The safety electrical breaker kept tripping so we permatized it by hard wiring the connection.

2. My sandals kept falling off so I permatized them by sewing them to the bottom of my feet.
Permatize by Screamin Steam May 14, 2014

purgative 

Laxactive
The oil has a purgative effect.
purgative by liviee October 1, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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