Another way of saying “condoms” or “sex toys” without the little shit kids knowing what you’re talking about. Basically, any item that has the intended purpose of being used in sexual intercourse.

Hey pal, I got some parmatives for ya to use on that redhead tonight!

Parmative by TheFallsBoi March 18, 2019

Related Words

Parmalive • Parmative • Paralives • Palmolive • paraliceis • paraliesed • paralife • Paralizer • Paralies • parmalade

Parmaleeville

section of Route 63 in Falls Village, CT nicknamed for the longtime residents by the name of Parmalee that all occupied neighboring homes.

Yo- Amanda was driving her tractor through Parmaleeville and they fired clumps of manure at her

Parmaleeville by i m obsessed June 16, 2008

parmalode

a person who is being really annoying, usually by being increadibly stupid or ditzy. May often say the wrong thing at the wost posible time.

"hey parmalode, SHUT UP!"
'stop it you parmalode"
"hey, stop being such a parmalode"

parmalode by K July 3, 2004

Paralies

A period of 15 days on loop is a paralies.

This word got famous after a Kashmiri politician - Waheed Para called for a magistrial enquiry into a murder and promised to serve justice within 15 days but that enquiry was never completed.

The murderer was never punished, government just served the people with paralies.

Paralies by enslavedorator May 6, 2018

Paralizer

A delicious alcoholic beverage:
Tall Glass, filled with ice,
1 shot Vodka,
1 shot Kahlua
Coke-a-cola almost to the top,
And a dollop of Milk.
Sounds gross, tastes delicious!

"Why do they call them Paralizer's? I drank six of them and could still walk!"

Paralizer by Jameson Jay January 10, 2010

parmalade

Parmalade is a sauce that goes great with all types of food, especially seafood. It can also be used to describe a food item for which you are not familiar with.

"Bring some of those crabcakes with parmalade over here"
"I wish we had some more parmalade to smother my food with"
"I think that would taste like parmalade"

parmalade by Jacob Dunn March 7, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026