A lesser known campus in the UW public school system, the University of Wisconsin Parkside was founded back in 1968. It's one of the newest UW schools, and because of that it is greatly under appreciated by the majority of the state. Unlike schools such as UW-Madison or UW-Milwaukee, UW-Parkside hasn't had a chance to establish it's reputation as a quality and worth-while school to attend, so many people use it as a fall back option. However, Parkside is a fantastic school with a diverse campus.
Greg's parent's weren't thrilled when the only school he was accepted to was University of Wisconsin Parkside, but four years and a bachelors degree later, they realized he had been in good hands.
Home of the Worlds Worst Division 2 Baseball Program. Once Head Coached by the Great Jarvis Brown with the Assistantance of Pitching Coach John Pulera Career ERA of 67. Brown Compiled a record of 14-73 in his three year tenure which was cut short due to Irreconsilable difference. If you ever come to Kenosha, Stay away from the Hell that is 900 Wood road
Frank: Hey i got a baseball scholarship to University of Wisconsin Parkside
John: Wow, That's like being the Tallest Midget.
The absolute hottest dorm on the USC campus (and USC is a seriously hot campus). Low profile, but nonetheless filled with SC's finest hard core partiers, rich whores, and overall insanely gorgeous people. Do not come to parkside, unless you want to see how inadequite you are.
Person (not from parkside): I saw those Parkside bitches, and now I realize how much I suck. I'm gonna kill myself.
A Lidl owned brand of tools, often looked upon as the European harbor freight. Quality is meh, wouldn’t depend on them for doing heavy work.
I paid only €120 for a parkside 2 stroke chainsaw and the chain fell off as soon as I tried cutting a branch. Turns out the factory hadn’t tightened the chain bolts before sending it out. Since then it’s been managing a very close second place to my stihl in terms of performance and reliability.
Detroit’s first public housing project (1930s). East Warren & Conner. Home to crews like AOG/264, PJC/752. Old-school blocks, new-school beefs. Rappers, OGs, and street politics all in one spot. AKA “Parkside” or “The Projects.”
“Yo, I grew up in the Villages at Parkside, so I know every block where AOG and PJC hold it down.”—Parkside ProjectsNative
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!