Parised 

(pa-riss-d)
To dammage irreprably, and inefficiently, in a violent and messy manner. Often loudly.

Tobias: Hey Paris, throw this watch at a wall; its shockproof
paris throws watch. It breaks, into multiple pieces
Tobias: You just parised my watch, bitch!

Parised by Mr Guevara January 31, 2007

Zach Parise 

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.

Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"

Zach Parise by anonymous Devil Fan August 11, 2007

parise 

has amazing pretty sparkly eyes,

She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.

hey look at that girl, her eyes are amazing she must be called parise

parise by tragedy212 December 17, 2012

parisero 

A puerto rican term for a person who like to party a lot. A spanglish slang word similar to party animal

Oye, tu pareces un tremendo parisero!!

parisero by rubenva September 11, 2009

Grace Pariselli 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is full with energy and can sometimes be a bit loud. She is easy to talk to and can make you laugh at any moment If u find a grace pariselli hold her tight cause u will regret letting her go.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that new girl
Girl 2: ya Isn’t her name grace pariselli
Girl 1: sry we can’t be friends anymore I want to go be friends with grace pariselli

Grace Pariselli by Funnystuff October 23, 2019

Pepperoni Parise 

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

Pepperoni Parise by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Prised Fanger 

noun:Any foam finger that has special meaning or a priceless quality to its

owner. Can be of any team but the term Prised Fanger is typically associated

with a red Louisville Cardinal's foam finger that has two fingers pointing up

and a thumb on the side in the shape of an L. Prised Fangers are usually taken

everywhere the owner goes, even if no game or sporting event is happening.

Prised Fangers usually have various names and words written all over them(

typically theses markings are the handy work of the owner aka the Prised One).

Some Fangers are also known to have black and mild burn marks and even bites

taken out of them. The more unique a Fanger the more prised it becomes.

Sometimes wearers of such a Fanger, will poke others in the face while

repeating, "look out for the Fanger!" This is known as a Fanger Attack

"Look out for the Fanger!!!"

"Get that Prised Fanger outta my face im tryin to drive here!"=

Prised Fanger by stanky slanky December 10, 2009