A person from Pahrump, NV. Typically a cheapskate with little knowledge of personal hygiene. Many of them aspire to and are actually elected to local political offices. Pahrumpians shun grooming instruments found in most other parts of the United States such as; toenail clippers, razor blades (women only), and q-tips. Pahrumpians appear in force for unknown reasons on the 1st of every month, driving 1980's model cars that are partially assembled of wood. They can be found feasting in local department stores on goods such as hot dogs.
Don't be feel bad about missing the sale Dave, that guy was a Pahrumpian and wasn't going to buy anythinganyways.
A very sincere and chill persian guy. Parham is very trustworthy, has a great sense of humour, and is very smart. He may be quiet at first but will open up if you give him the chance.
Parham sits at the top of the human hierarchy, he contains all the qualities that one wishes to have. He is very kind and generous to the ones below (everyone).