Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

Parfitting by huingitugigun July 28, 2009

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Pruitting

(v) finding oneself bleeding at extremely inconvenient times (often in public places without access to medical supplies) on a regular basis. Not just once or twice, but frequently. People subject to Pruitting are often those who consider themselves injury prone. The origin of the blood may be known (reopening a preexisting battle wound, scraping ones knee, etc.) However, in order to truly find oneself pruitting he or she must have not noticed the source of the injury, and simply noticed blood somewhere on their skin or clothing.

My new white shoes were ruined last week due to a severe case of pruitting on my ankle.

Pruitting by McPhearless March 8, 2014

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Parfitting • parfaiting • parotting • patitting • Pritting • Pruitting • Pandemically permitting

parfaiting

The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.

That chick love deserts and sex. There was no reason she should not have been into parfaiting.

parfaiting by rabelais10 August 3, 2010

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parotting

Where a gentleman uses coloured feathers to tickle his partner and or partners around the genital region. Particularly widely used in the rainforests of Uruguay.

I went parotting with my bird last night and she well loved it.

parotting by Parott King June 25, 2010