Parfitting
The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.
Parfitting by huingitugigun July 28, 2009
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Pruitting
(v) finding oneself bleeding at extremely inconvenient times (often in public places without access to medical supplies) on a regular basis. Not just once or twice, but frequently. People subject to Pruitting are often those who consider themselves injury prone. The origin of the blood may be known (reopening a preexisting battle wound, scraping ones knee, etc.) However, in order to truly find oneself pruitting he or she must have not noticed the source of the injury, and simply noticed blood somewhere on their skin or clothing.
Pruitting by McPhearless March 8, 2014
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parfaiting
The act of filling the anus with ice cream, whipped, cream, granola, nuts with a maraschino cherry on top (with the stem peaking out of the sphincter), usually as part of the physical act of love, but may also be used as centerpiece at a more-risque, adult function.
parfaiting by rabelais10 August 3, 2010
parotting
Where a gentleman uses coloured feathers to tickle his partner and or partners around the genital region. Particularly widely used in the rainforests of Uruguay.
parotting by Parott King June 25, 2010
Pritting
Verb. The act of being pretty. Showing off a nice outfit. Getting ready for an outing. Putting on makeup.
Pritting by Dirty-Rita September 10, 2021
patitting
patitting by The Great Patitter May 5, 2024
Pandemically permitting
Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
Pandemically permitting by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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