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Pritting

Verb. The act of being pretty. Showing off a nice outfit. Getting ready for an outing. Putting on makeup.
Don't rush me, I am pritting.
by Dirty-Rita September 10, 2021
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ball pitting

When you stick your nut sack in someone's butt hole during intercourse.
Hey Jeff, do you enjoy ball pitting?
by Ballpitter69 December 23, 2013
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Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
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PITTing

1. To lose to a lesser opponent 2. To lose at the end of a sporting event in a rather peculiar fashion. 3. To find a way to lose while winning.
The Panthers are winning to start the 4th quarter, I hope they don't end up PITTing at the end.
by Big Nick Digger December 24, 2015
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3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
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Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Printing

When you are carrying a gun, knife, any weapon concealed, but it prints through thinner layers of clothing.
I was carrying a big pistol this afternoon; big mistake. It got hot, I took off my jacket and it started printing through my shirt.
by ChCx91 February 21, 2011
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