Parentarded 

When the stress/anxiety to even speak to your parents makes you less intelligent or a resultant conversation with your parents makes you more dumb.

1 “Dude, I just talked to my parents, now I feel so fucking dumb.”

2 “Yeah man, you’re parentarded. ”

Parentarded by soconfused80 March 4, 2023

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

parentard

A mentally challenged parental unit.

You did worse things when you were my age, so don't lecture me, you parentard!

parentard by VMCarrera October 24, 2008

Pregtarded 

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.

When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.

Pregtarded by Dopeyete July 30, 2009

Parktarded 

adjective: A person who exhibits an inability to park correctly within a designated space. Exhibited by parking too close, double parking, crossing the lines, over the curb, or generally socially unacceptable parking behavior that impedes your fellow man's ability to park correctly or get in and out of their vehicle.

That F350 dually taking up four spaces is parktarded. Noun: see parktard

Parktarded by trudaddy January 5, 2015

pretarded 

Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.

Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.

pretarded by Captain Nadwick October 2, 2006

pretarded 

1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.

This guy is such a pretard!

pretarded by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003