Pregtarded

The mental state while pregnant in which you forget things, do stupid things, or say stupid things and don't realize it.

When Jen was on her way to the lake with friends (towing a boat) she exclaimed "That boats on your ass". Jen didn't know it at the time but she was pregtarded.

Pregtarded by Dopeyete July 30, 2009

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pretarded

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

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Pregtarded • pretarded • petarded • Pertarded • protarded • Regtarded • Parentarded • pregtard • pretarted • prutarded

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

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petarded

A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.

You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.

Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.

petarded by Talmanes December 3, 2006