a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
by Baraka Bryan November 27, 2008
noun: preteen retard
A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll.
Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party.
A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll.
Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party.
(at pre-game)
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: hello
pretard: HELLO IMMA FUCK YOU ALL UP
troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard
gamer: tehee xD
pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM!
troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary
pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later*
*during game*
pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!!
regular gamer: hello
pretard: HELLO IMMA FUCK YOU ALL UP
troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard
gamer: tehee xD
pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM!
troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary
pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later*
*during game*
pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back
by MasterMeerkat November 29, 2009
(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.
I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.
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