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Parench

N. A seating area at a park
Go sit at the parench.
by Blue Eyed Boatgirl May 10, 2021
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Parechong

Slang or term used in the Philippines, it is an alternative for dude, or pare/pre (short slang for the word (friend) and in most cases, would be used together with those 2 words, and even more.

Usually those who came from colleges De La Salle University and Ateneo De Manila University use this
Person A: Sup, bro!
Person B: Wazzup, bro sis dude parechong!
Person A: Oh god, I sense cancer
by Onii-chan Senpai May 30, 2019
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parenthetical whore

someone who litters his writing with parenthetical information (information inside parentheses, be it a side note, background info, or explanation much like this one)
I hate when writers provide us with their each and every thought in parenthetical form, to the extent that the inner-parentheses word count is higher than the actual text! Parenthetical whores!
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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prench

A portmanteau of "pretentious" and "French", referring to the pretentious use of the French language by English speakers.
"It has a certain... je ne sais quoi."
"Wow, who taught you how to speak prench?"
- Appropriate response to pretentious art lover
by Christianos October 17, 2009
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Implied Parenthesis

A term consistantly used by stubborn mathematically challenged morons who don't even know the order of operations.

Typically used as a defense when such people fail to answer a multi-part equation, and don't feel like admitting their mistake.

When a person uses this term they are basically saying that there should have been brackets surrounding certain parts of a math equation.
Person 1: What does "2 + 3 x 4" equal?

Person 2: 20!

Person 3: No it's 14, learn your order of operations.

Person 2: No! It's supposed to be read as "(2 + 3) x 4". Implied Parenthesis noob!

Person 3: If that were true then the entire order of operations would be untrue.

Person 2: IMPLIED PARENTHESIS!!!11!
by IrishEnigma February 10, 2010
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pakrench

A paki who speaks French, or a person who is half paki and half French.
Jason speaks French, thus is a pakrench.
by -j-d- March 15, 2007
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Planned Parenthood

An NGO that mostly gives educational information to people. They are a source for the pill, other contraceptives, Plan B aka emergency contraception, STI testing, HIV testing and counseling, pregnancy testing and counseling, abortion care. The organization's main principle is that every person has the right to decide when they are going to have children, how many they want them, and they believe that the best way to do accomplish this is age-appropriate, comprehensive sex ed including abstinence and information on protection should one choose to become sexually active. They are pro-choice and work through a large volunteer base to ensure that reproductive freedoms are not impinged on.
Planned Parenthood speakers came to my school today and taught us that people can get STIs from oral sex.

The Planned Parenthood people gave us a talk about sexual responsibility.

I went to Planned Parenthood to get tested. I was on the pill and I've only been sleeping with my boyfriend of 6 months. I didn't know that I should we both should have gotten tested before giving up condoms. They weren't judgmental and they treated me really well.

I went to the ER after one of my classmates raped me. They didn't tell me about emergency contraception. I found out I was pregnant a month later and I got abortion care from Planned Parenthood.

Planned Parenthood is trying to reduce the rates of teen pregnancy, STIs and abortions in the US. Currently, we have the HIGHEST rate of all three in comparison to any other other Western/developed country. I don't know why people aren't doing more to advocate responsible choices.
by safer December 28, 2005
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