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Pareal

A person who believes PMO stands for "Poor Masturbation Orgasm"
"Don't say PMO, It's inappropriate" -Pareal
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Parallelogram

In Euclidean geometry, a parallelogram is a simple (non self-intersecting) quadrilateral with two pairs of parallel sides. The opposite or facing sides of a parallelogram are of equal length and the opposite angles of a parallelogram are of equal measure. The congruence of opposite sides and opposite angles is a direct consequence of the Euclidean Parallel Postulate and neither condition can be proven without appealing to the Euclidean Parallel Postulate or one of its equivalent formulations. The three-dimensional counterpart of a parallelogram is a parallelepiped.

The etymology (in Greek παραλληλ-όγραμμον, a shape "of parallel lines") reflects the definition.

A simple (non self-intersecting) quadrilateral is a parallelogram if and only if any one of the following statements is true:12

Two pairs of opposite sides are equal in length.

Two pairs of opposite angles are equal in measure.

The diagonals bisect each other.

One pair of opposite sides are parallel and equal in length.

Adjacent angles are supplementary.

Each diagonal divides the quadrilateral into two congruent triangles.

The sum of the squares of the sides equals the sum of the squares of the diagonals. (This is the parallelogram law.)

It has rotational symmetry of order 2.
What are you studying Jane?
Oh, I am studying quadrilaterals, specifically I am on Chapter 5 proving a quadrilateral is a Parallelogram, Claire.
by david faustino December 18, 2012
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parallel partying

When Drinkers and Stoners party together.
I don't need a drink, I just smoked a joint, I'm parallel partying with you guys.
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Parallel killer

Someone who kills many people at once
Dave realized that being a parallel killer was much more efficient than being a serial killer.
by Low Bo February 14, 2015
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Celebration Parallax

The phenomenon whereby the exact same set of facts is either celebrated or deplored depending solely on the political bias of the observer.
When a liberal writes that increased immigration is good because it leads to a liberal demographic shift, but then writes that conservatives decrying increased immigration are pushing "replacement theory," that's celebration parallax.
by sensei10 January 31, 2023
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feline paralysis

The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
by metasymantic February 6, 2009
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parallel swizzle

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.
Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.
by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013
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