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paraoke /parɘ’ōkee / n. 1. the entertainment of singing to a karaoke machine while borderline paralysed due to the excessive consumption of alcohol.

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para /’parɘ/ Aust. Colloquial ◊ adj. 1. the act of getting paralytic due to consumption of alcohol.
Going to get "para" on a couple of hand grenades, then hit up the bar and sing a bit of "paraoke"!
Paraoke by thatparaguy May 28, 2014
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Paraskevi 

A beautiful name for a beautiful Greek girl. This is the type of girl you want to be around all day. She is an amazing artist and writer. If you're lucky enough to date her you'll never want to let go.
Damn look at her, she must be a paraskevi

pump a parakeet

This is a comical way to say someone would have sex with anything.
That Ben Dover is the type of dude who would pump a parakeet!
pump a parakeet by I, Wreckerrr January 18, 2017

parakeetslimes 

An amazing potato who will snatch your weaves because of her thiccness and her thiccccc slimes
Person 1: Hey did you see parakeetslimes new restock video?
Person 2: yeah I did, my weave was snatched because cereal milk is so thicc
parakeetslimes by Somethionesthic February 18, 2018

Paraskevidekatriaphobia 

Paraskevidekatriaphobia is a morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th. When you can pronounce the word, you're cured.
See also: triskaidekaphobia
I can't read, so where does that leave me, eh?

parakeet 

A small bird that makes a good pet. They are cute, (usually) sweet-tempered, and inexpensive.
Parakeets also make the oddest noises:
pwip
Fweet!
ACCCKK ACCKK ACCK!
UURT URRT UURT!
Chirp!
Twirp!
parakeet by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

Paraskevas 

Some random guy that minds his own business and is destined to succeed
Did you see Paraskevas become poor..... no i didnt think so either